The Brainfart Reflects on 2016

2016. I can’t fucking believe that it’s already over. I can vividly remember typing this same manifesto about 2015 and thinking, “How the fuck will 2016 even come close to ruling as hard as 2015. Honestly, 2015...

The Brainfart Gives Thanks!

I always found holidays very odd. For instance, anniversaries are for celebrating your marriage or unity. Valentines Day is for celebrating love. Christmas is for buying tons of weird shit for kids and each oth...