All I Wanted For Christmas… The Rock Stars Edition!

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“It’s hard enough remembering who I am or what year it is let alone what my most memorable Christmas was.”

Andrew Packer (ex-Gypsyhawk)
F-14 Tomcat.  Basically, Calvin laid out my Christmas list out for me so i just copied it right out of a Calvin and Hobbes book every year it was typically weapons one would need to blow up his school.

Bill Lonero
For Angus Young to come jam with me.

Jake Dreyer (ex- White Wizzard)
In the words of Josh Silver “I am a Jew so I do not care about Christmas”. Although I did used to ask the “Chanukah man” for a roller coaster in my back yard. Instead I got a letter stating “Hey Dumbass, you need commercial property for a roller coaster so here is a dreidel.”

Michelle Schrotz – Brave/While Heaven Wept
I can’t really complain, Santa was always really good to me!! He got me a lot of great things and he continues to spoil my kids rotten Santa’s a good dude!! Now if he would just bring YOU a Brave Tshirt and maybe a thong too….then we’d be all set.

Rain Irving – While Heaven Wept
I got everything I ever asked for! That’s why I’m a spoiled rotten shitbyrd today! In all actuality, I always wanted to wake up and find a car in the driveway. Any car, better than the dodge dart I knew I would ultimately inherit. Didn’t happen. No surprises as I came from very humble beginnings but dammitt!!! I could dream couldn’t I? Merry Christmas Don and the fart crew.

Jessie Sanchez – Bonded by Blood
I wouldn’t say Ive got the best memory.. It’s hard enough remembering who I am or what year it is let alone what my most memorable Christmas was. Truth is, I don’t even remember what this article was about. The war right? Yea man, I’m against it.

Amos Rifkin – Death of Kings
Probably to get Christmas gifts. I’m Jewish. I was the only person in my school that never had a Nintendo. I used to go over to my friends’ houses just to play Nintendo and then they wouldn’t want me back because i’d beat their asses at it. Being deprived at a young age was definitely what fueled my video game junkiness that continues to this day.

Alan Strange – Prime Mover
A Millennium Falcon. (though I should qualify this by saying that I never held it against Santa that I didn’t get it as, “Santa” was trying to raise 2 kids by herself.) My mom always wound up going above and beyond what she should have done and now I’m in the boat of trying to do the same for my kids.

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