A new Iron Maiden album that kicks as much fucking ass The Final Frontier and another tour.
For Steel Panther to just go away forever.
For Jorn Lande to join w/ Iommi and Butler to form a kick ass Heaven and Hell line-up in the memory of Dio.
For Ozzy Osbourne to retire.
For Microsoft to invent a translation app/program that can filter the vocals of all death metal bands so that I can understand just what it is the fuck they’re saying.
A new album from Brave and for them to get signed to Nuclear Blast so they can do a rad ass tour.
For Yngwie Malmsteen to do an acoustic album.
For Ghost to be excommunicated from music… period.
To have cupcakes with Simone Simons.
A full on US headlining tour from Sabaton.
For Dee Snider to quit doing so much goddamn cheesy bullshit and just put Twisted Sister back out on the fucking road.
To do an interview with Bruce Dickinson.
For Kyng to get a tour bus so I can go on the road with them to do my “Almost Famous” style interview/story.
For ALL MUSIC VENUES to become non-smoking. I’m tired of getting sick after shows.
For Rod Evans to come out of retirement and join with Bobby Caldwell to do a Captain Beyond semi-reunion.
For Christian Mistress to move to Atlanta and become the best fucking band in town.
To have a cup of coffee (preferably Folgers) with Paul Stanley.
To interview Alice Cooper.
Finally, for all my readers to just have a safe, kick ass, and Happy Holidays. You all have been the greatest fans/readers a blogger can have and I wouldn’t be 1/2 of what I am without you all. Thanks so much for the love, hate, and laughter you all share with me!
HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAY!