GWAR Wants You To Eat It… Literally! GWARbar Opens in Virginia!

GWAR has spent over 20 years eating us and regurgitating us.  As a sign of their appreciation, GWAR has finally decided to let US eat for once.  GWARbar, in all seriousness, is a long time dream of the members of GWAR and it’s something that became a dedication to their fallen brother Dave “Oderus Urungus” Brockie.  GWAR opened it’s doors on New Years Eve 2014 at 217 W. Clay St. Richmond, Virginia, in the historic Jackson Ward arts district, on New Year’s Eve 2014. The ensuing party has yet to die down as GWAR fans, foodies and even neighborhood families revel in this brilliant new addition to the Virginia restaurant scene.

The GWARbar makes real the longtime fantasy of GWAR, the most brutal rock band in history, to open a restaurant and bar worthy of their name. The project was spurred by Jonathan Staples of James River Distillery and their departed lead singer, Dave Brockie. Along with restaurant partner Travis Croxton of Rappahannock, GWARbar’s mission is to bring “intergalactic junk food” to citizens of Richmond, Virginia and visiting GWAR fans from around the universe. The restaurant’s ambience balances beauty and brutality in the band’s trademark style, brought to life with the design and construction genius of Barry Griffin at Griffin Customs.

Patrons of GWARbar will enjoy sipping signature drinks out of a specially designed GWAR Tiki mug. Founder and owner, Holden Westland of Southern California’s Tiki Farm, the world’s largest manufacturer of Tiki mugs, has worked with GWAR to create a Tiki based on the band’s characteristic visual style. This GWAR Tiki will be highly collectible, and is available exclusively at the GWARbar.

Michael Derks, GWAR guitarist, and the driving force behind GWARbar reports, “The thing most people are surprised about is just how damn good the food is. Head chef Jeremy Dutra (drummer for Richmond’s own US Bastards) has made my vision of gourmet junk food rock! With items like our Scumdogs (house made sausages) and McDuckets (a duck, chicken, cheese and truffle nugget) we are turning your guilty pleasures into gastronomic masterpieces!”

You can bet your pimpled phallus that I will be making a stop into GWARbar to get my mouth on some chicken wings and beer!  I hope this is something that the fine people of Richmond will flock to and show their support for in a huge way.  And while you’re there, maybe think about taking an upper decker in the restroom.  I’m sure they’d fucking love that!

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