So I don’t believe in God but there must be some higher power up there that stopped this from happening.  Turns out that MTV Productions/Paramount Pictures were originally slated to release a movie version of the band’s 2001 memoir “The Dirt”.  The film’s director Larry Charles even said that “The Dirt” was “so much better than they deserve, the book, because MÖTLEY CRÜE is a crappy band but (author Neil Strauss) wrote a really epic book about them. It’s really fascinating.”

Wow, so even the director of their movie thinks they’re a crappy band!  There are so many other bands that I’d rather see a movie about but really… do we really need another “sex, drugs and rock & roll” movie?  Matter of fact, if you wanna see a movie like this, just go watch “This Is Spinal Tap” instead.

Seriously, the world needs a movie about Motley Crue about as much as the worlds needs a new Guns N’ Roses record.


About Don de Leaumont

Don (aka. The Brainfart) has been a heavy metal fan since hearing it for the first time in 1983. Don is also repsonsible for all of the typos, shitty grammar, and kick ass content on this site. Don likes cheap beer, whiskey, Coca Cola Icees, going to shows, and hanging with his kick ass wife, two cats and dog. He originally wanted to name his dog Shandi but his wife said, "No fucking way."

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Monika says:

By the way, it is happening, it’s set to release in 2011

Seles says:

you’re full of shit tiny asshole

Well I guess it could be worse. You could’ve called me a GIANT asshole. Tiny asshole… I’ll take it!

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