So my wife comes home from work today and says, “You’ll never believe what I found on Craigslist today!” She the shows me this link:

About The Mastohome: This Home Features a Large, Open Kitchen with Tons of Counterspace & Cabinets, Upgraded Black Appliances, Recessed Lighting, and Room for a Large Island. The Enclosed Back Porch Boasts Plank Wood Flooring and Large Windows. Enjoy the Open Deck Overlooking a Fenced In Yard- Perfect for Kids, Pets, and Entertaining! 1 Car Garage is Great for Parking & Storage. Gleaming Hardwood Floors, Crown Molding, and Spacious Bedrooms Complete This Home to Make it the Perfect Place to Call Home!

*Seller is Lead Singer of Rock Group MASTADON!*

That’s right! If you’re a Mastodon fan it looks like you can own a nice piece of memorabilia in the form of the house owned by bassist/singer Troy Sanders. The even bigger kicker here is that it turns out it’s right around the corner from where we live. I mean, I think Mastodon is cool but why couldn’t it have been the singer for Graveyard or like, all the guys in Holy Grail?

Cool nonetheless. I love when random shit like this just falls onto my plate!

About Don de Leaumont

Don (aka. The Brainfart) has been a heavy metal fan since hearing it for the first time in 1983. Don is also repsonsible for all of the typos, shitty grammar, and kick ass content on this site. Don likes cheap beer, whiskey, Coca Cola Icees, going to shows, and hanging with his kick ass wife, two cats and dog. He originally wanted to name his dog Shandi but his wife said, “No fucking way.”

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thegreatsouthernbrainfart says:

HAHA! Art, I know. You think they’d spell check that shit before posting it!

Art says:

Uh…I think I might have to go with the Mastodon house.

Now I need to check the ad to see if the singer actually misspelled the name of his own band. This would be like James Hetfield writing, “Owned by the lead singer of Metalica!”

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