Testimonials

“That guy has deserved to gargle razorblades for a while now, but shit.  May he now gargle them and then be struck by a bus.”  –  Jeff Taft (Guitar Playin’ Dude)

“I hate that dude so much.” – Tony Parmesan (Facebooker)

“I’ve avoided him.  I could tell years ago that he was pretty toxic.” Matthew Zane Harper (Bishop Lake)

“I’ve never forgiven him for putting out one of his little hit pieces on the day my dog died.  We’ve had repeated discussions about putting sugar in his gas tank and slashing his tires.” – Josh Schwartz (A Sound of Thunder)

“He deserves several swift kicks to the nuts…” – Tony Cordisco (Facebooker)

“The guy is a two face cunt and will go completely internet green beret on his pathetic little blog but try to be all nice and shit to your face because he’s afraid you’ll kick his all in real life.  All the while he sits at home with no job letting his wife pay the bills while he coaches Weight Watchers or some shit.  Dude is Chlamydia in human form.” – Joe Bodan (Halcyon Way)

“He bashed us years ago and then he came to another one of our shows with Widow and I had to keep Joey from stomping his ass at the 120 Tavern that night.” – Doug Neal (Brazen Angel)

“He deserved an ass whipping that night.” – Joey Phillips (Brazen Angel)

“The funny thing is that I’m not the one who denied him a press pass (for The Lords of the Trident show).” – Hoyt Parris (Pathfinder Promotions)

“Hey Don, not sure why, but the promoter just denied me guest list for you.  I’m not sure what to do with this situation.” – Jon Asher (The Lords of the Trident PR)

“If anyone on my friends list supports a troll by the name of Don de Leaumont and his ‘The Great Southern Brainfart’ webzine, I’d beg you to reconsider your support of him.” – Patrick Parris (Son of Promoter)

“It’s pretty cool that what you do matters enough for someone to have to go out of their way not to let you into a show!” Pat (Brainfart Fan)

What a crock of shit. When your press cred has the word “fart” in it you should be banned from everything.” – Matthew Rudzinski (Divebomb Records/Tribunal Records)

You are soon going to be stuck at home all the time. Just playing solo webcasts with the doors locked. Writing your manifesto in crayon on the backs of cereal boxes.” – Anonymous Brainfart Fan

I’ll dress up as Xena Warrior Princess and you need to wear like a king’s crown and a big royal cape and walk behind me while I fend off music nerds with my sword.” – Shelly (Brainfart Fan)

“I think you are an amazing writer and here’s why.  You come from a place of pure honesty which is tough for some of us musicians to handle and sometimes we can’t handle the truth.  You don’t hold back for one sentence.  That’s commendable and it’s awesome to read your stuff.  I thoroughly enjoy it and I think you should put out a damn book.” – Johnny Gioeli (Axel Rudi Pell/Hardline)